Things to do with spoons when bored

• Comfort-eat.
• Make a hot beverage.
• Play the spoons... maybe try watching this man or this other man for inspiration.
• Use them as miniature golf clubs (you could use small round things such as Revels, Maltesers or Cheese Footballs as golf balls).
• Recreate this advert (I take no responsibility for any injury caused, and presumably neither do the ad's creators).
• Look at your reflection in the back of a spoon, to create the illusion that you are Ant out of Ant & Dec.
• Make a loose fist, place the second and third fingers against the back of a tablespoon, and move your first and fourth fingers up and down. The reflection will look like a naked sailor doing the washing-up.

Current mood: procrastinating when I ought to be doing something important.